5sosmichael:

calum literally could have thrown that girl under the bus but he handed it so well wow

4 for u calum hood u go calum hood

  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*
allthosebandsarekillingme:

yuukiscarlet11:


Anthony and 5SOS at the VMAs

my heart just did something. Luke smiling oh mY GOD

calum taking a selfie in the background A+

allthosebandsarekillingme:

yuukiscarlet11:

Anthony and 5SOS at the VMAs

my heart just did something. Luke smiling oh mY GOD

calum taking a selfie in the background A+

kittenmichael:

As expected, bro-dudes are being music elitist dickheads about this BUT a lot of people are being really cool B)

turtle-timez8:

People will kiss up to anyone and call them their idols and then jump at the chance to humiliate them. And it’s fucking disgusting.

Calum owned up to it. He’s honest. What more do you want? Trending shit on twitter like what happened tonight is 10000% unnecessary and I hope anyone who tweeted that feels like shit about it because you should.

Stop spreading the video. Stop tweeting it, vining it, texting it, just stop. We all know what it’s like to be betrayed by someone and obviously that’s what just happened to Calum.

So everyone sit the fuck down and chill.

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

fightmeluke:

he’s so ….COCKy

fightmeluke:

he’s so ….COCKy

irweed:

we’re listening to the radio in class and amnesia came on and this guy was like “why would u wanna wake up with amnesia?” and this other guy was like “to forget about the stupid little things bro”

so i locked my keys in my car on accident outside of aliera’s campus, and best friend had to come rescue us, so we stood in the cold for two hours waiting only to drive the hour home and get chewed out by mom who bitched about us not texting her about being late because she stayed up waiting for us even though a. she went to bed before we got back tuesday and b. she could have texted us asking where we were

what the fucking fuck i can’t with today i’m so done and ready for fall out boy tomorrow

housing mixup - ashton

when you first received your housing information, you were concerned about having a male roommate, but it wasn’t impossible to deal with. what was the impossible bit was looking him up on facebook and seeing a picture of the most gorgeous man alive. after moving in, you did your best to be casual, but getting to know his terrible jokes and smile-inducing laugh made it impossible to keep from flirting with him, which didn’t go unreturned. your housing situation became the best mistake your university made one afternoon when ashton was about to leave for class, kissing you gently and walking to the door before turning and muttering, “did i really just do that?”

viking-pony:

my friend made an interesting point about skyrim

the only beverages in skyrim are alcoholic

maybe there is no magic, or dragons, or anything

maybe everyone is just drunk off their ass

lovelylukeylovesme:

Every society needs heroes. And every society has them. The reason we don’t often see them is because we don’t bother to look. x

lovelylukeylovesme:

Every society needs heroes. And every society has them. The reason we don’t often see them is because we don’t bother to look. x

bottomcal:

bandtasies:

A summary of Jack Barakat

Everyone else: JACK NO

Jack: JACK YES

update:

5SOS: JACK YES

Everyone elseJACK NO

JackJACK YES

reallylameblog:

rogerdabbit:

Goals.

it’s 12 hours of cotton eyed joe

reallylameblog:

rogerdabbit:

Goals.

it’s 12 hours of cotton eyed joe

bunny-autie:

When you start to swear in school but a teacher walks by.. 

bunny-autie:

When you start to swear in school but a teacher walks by..