May 2013
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LMC AYEEEEEE
it’s good to know that I can come back to this stupid town in the middle of fucking nowhere and still get slurs thrown at me simply for sitting there and being asian.
but oh, it’s wrong of me to want to leave and go elsewhere.
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solluxyaoi:
“wow hes really attractive”
“aren’t you a lesbian though?? how can you tell???”
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people younger than me posting pictures of their children on facebook
NO THANKS I’M NOT OLD ENOUGH FOR THIS
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and people wonder why I have so many clothes that...
Me: *sends picture of sweatshirt* Missing something?
Kegan: Nope, not really. The arms are too short for me now.
Me: I hope you know that means I call dibs.
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dammitjoshua:
I did not choose the Josh life the Josh life snuck on me put chloroform on my face tied me to a chair and chose me.
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i just made the worst pun
sofarsoperfect:
i was making a university au folder and instead of titling it that it came out as:
uni-verse
i am sorry
I SAW THIS AND LITERALLY JUST SAID “I HATE YOU” OUT LOUD
WHAT THE FUCK ALIERA
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coyotechic replied to your post: ourdaysrepeating replied to…
I suggest to make an appointment and just make it one where you just talk to your gynecologist. Have questions you have answered and what not. at age 21 is when they recommend women should get their first pap smear.
I don’t have one though, because I’m poor and don’t like spending money on any kind of medical...
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-summergirl replied to your post: juliejordans replied to your post: so my dad is…
you don’t really need to get the checkup if you aren’t having sex until you hit 21 (then you need both the check up and the pap smear, sorry), but I’d suggest it just in case
that’s what they’re talking about though, the pap smear, and i don’t need it yet and MY FUCKING FATHER keeps telling...
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ourdaysrepeating replied to your post: juliejordans replied to your post: so my dad is…
if you’ve never done the deed, you don’t need to be checked. everytime I go to the doctor and she asks I always tell her that no, I am not sexually active, not my choice but whatevs, and she congratulates me. so you don’t need that.
they keep saying “it doesn’t matter, it still should be a...
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juliejordans replied to your post: so my dad is out to ruin my day again this makes…
that’s it i’m coming to kidnap you
sigh i just
none of this is necessary. slight tmi under the cut but he’s got to be fucking kidding me here
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he’s fucking complaining about how i’m 20 and have never had the yearly lady checkup and i’m sitting here like “well...
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so
my dad is out to ruin my day again
this makes what, four days in a row?
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barbara-dunkelman:
can we talk about how hot lindsay and barbara were though bc damn
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allons3y:
michael couldn’t get out of the car.
no way in
no way out
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“I’m just gonna die back here. Tell my family that I hate them, tell Lindsay she...”
– Last Will and Testament of Michael Jones from Immersion:Simulation Racer (via adorkable-panda)
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2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
I want to write an AH/1D crossover or something oh my god
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so…
i might’ve just burned water.
19/40
I am failing all the things today omg
suddenly my life makes so much more sense.
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showme-love replied to your post: I don’t know why but I went back through my old…
I think your hair looks better short haha. You look older.
it’s so hard to do anything with though, because when it’s long it weighs itself down and looks nicer ;______;
THE CHOICES, MAN.
I don’t know why but I went back through my old facebook photos and MY HAIR WAS SO LONG AND NICE WHAT HAVE I DONE
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shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
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I literally just have the new animated adventure on repeat I fucking love Barbara and her puns
and I think Burnie’s reactions just make them ten times better haha
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palstagram:
fun game: drink every time shirtless harry styles shows up on your dash. die of alcohol poisoning so you’ll never have to deal with harry styles again
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I accidentally fall asleep for SIX MINUTES AND HAVE A MISS CALL FROM AN UNKNOWN NUMBER
WHAT IF IT WAS A POTENTIAL EMPLOYER
I’VE RUINED MY OWN LIFE
songza I trusted you
how dare you put never shout never in my indie pop playlist get him oUT OF HERE
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vixenvagabond replied to your post: I really, really hope I get a call soon about a…
*hugs*
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I really, really hope I get a call soon about a job.
Nothing would make me happier than getting to stand in the airport in September with my dad looking on in disappointment as I make my way to London.
galifianafuck:
plot twist sherlock series 3 comes back with lucy liu playing every character in the show
dovne:
just as I really start to like sara cox, she plays coldplay.
why you gotta do this to me, coxy?
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LUCY SPRAGGAN IS GOING ON TOUR IN OCTOBER
AND SHE’S GONNA BE IN LONDON AT THE END OF THE MONTH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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“I once saw panic! at the disco, and lost my inhaler. it was a panic at the disco.”
grimmy no.
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“Me and Ian used to drive round in my car to A$AP, more recently we did it to...”
– more butch, grimmy (via skywithdiam0nds) 