June 2012
you called me a bitch… a dog is a bitch…. dogs bark…… bark is on trees…trees are part of nature and nature is beautiful…so u called me beautiful….so thnx i guess but like no homo
If you can’t handle your fans putting you in ships and such, this famous thing isn’t for you.
i wish i had susana's number or something so i could cry to her right now
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
my parents realized that they hadn't been billed at all for the internet
turns out uVerse didn’t realize they hadn’t set up our account and didn’t realize we had internet.
we could literally have kept getting internet for free if my dad hadn’t called them and said something.
let’s all thank my parents for taking the moral high ground?
literal translation of up all night song names
- hot insecure girls
- idk i don’t listen to this one
- spoiler alert: it’s a vagina
- please don’t fuck that guy
- i’m trying to find someone to bang
- please don’t fuck that guy part II
- i can’t handle the truth
- bitch move on
- uk boyband equivalent of ‘gold digger’
- you asked me specifically what i like about you and i panicked and then this song happened
- we should probably just break up
- friendzoned and not pleased with it
- gay club anthem
reblogging again for accuracy and for when I get my computer fixed and can change song titles
If We Could Only Have This Life For One More Day - Chapter One
Summary: Great friends can come from the most interesting of places. Harry befriends a musician that he meets online thanks to Ed, and their friendship quickly becomes something the fans joke about. When implications start arising that the two of them are together, Harry quickly realizes that Louis isn’t big on sharing…
“Ed’s pretty good with music suggestions, right?” Harry asked aloud to no one in particular. Most of the guys nodded, and Liam got up to sit beside Harry on the couch and glance over at his computer.
“He’s got great taste, why?”
Harry pointed at the screen, the tweet that Ed sent out highlighted, and Liam read over it quickly before pointing at the new tab button. “Well? Go! Let’s check ‘em out!”
I don’t know if anyone saw this last night, but this is my new Larry fic.
